Parking tickets, ticket inspectors, and why I tore my ticket up and threw it in the bin.


Important note! this post purely refers to non-local authority (council) tickets. And it also refers to statute in England and probably the United Kingdom. If you are not from here you should check your local laws.

In 1961 a psychologist known as Stanley Milgram began a series of seemingly barbaric experiments, but they served a purpose. The world had begun to try Nazi war criminals and the question of how the German people could have for the most part been so complicit in what was regarded as some of the most heinous acts of evil since the French reign of terror, was raised.

The experiment paid ordinary people to participate in the experiment with the experimenter, Stanley Milgram, an actor playing the recipient (learner), and the teacher whose job was to obey the instruction passed down by Stanley. The learner was asked several questions and if he got an answer wrong, the teacher was ordered to shock him. The shocks were administered in 15 volt increments.

The actor would yell in pain in a display of agony as the voltages increased and when the teacher would question the experiment or express a desire to check on the learner, Stanley would say the following in this order;

  1. Please continue.
  2. The experiment requires that you continue.
  3. It is absolutely essential that you continue.
  4. You have no other choice, you must go on.


65% of all the teachers administered the 10th shock which was 450 volts, often trembling, biting nails, having laughing fits or seizures. In all cases they stopped if the learner started banging on the walls and demanding to leave. At this point I should point out that the learner was an actor and the volts were not real, but the teacher was totally unaware of this.

So what is the point of mentioning this experiment in the context of this blog? Am I trying to draw a parallel between the Nazis and parking wardens? No not at all, the point I am trying to illustrate is that as humans we have an innate need to comply with those we perceive to be in a position of authority.

So I got a parking ticket at my office a while ago from my friends at OPC, the ticket in its bright bumble bee theme colouring, a natural symbol of danger with various threats about the £50 fine doubling if payment is not made within a specified timeframe, the ticket issued by a man in a nicely pressed uniform carrying expensive equipment and probably brandishing some kind of identity card as an aegis of authority.

If I purchased a parking inspector outfit from ebay and slapped a ticket on a car parked in the private road outside my house, legally speaking what would be the difference between me and the OPC parking inspector? Absolutely nothing.

That’s right, they are civilians working for a private enterprise subcontracted on behalf of the land owner to generate revenue and prevent people from parking when they have no right to do so, they work on a commission so are therefore incentivised to attach a ticket to anybody who breaches their rules regardless of whether it would be morally questionable.

Take my situation for example, my company rents the office and are allocated a number of spaces. The company therefore has defacto permission to allocate those spaces to a member of staff as they see fit. One day my permission slip falls off my dash without me realising so it is not on display and I get a ticket. Despite me emailing them directly explaining that I was authorised at the time of the alleged contravention they insist I have to pay them.

So I told them that they were welcome to start civil court proceedings against me and let a judge decide who was right and who was wrong, funnily enough I never heard anything about it ever again. Even the figure they come up with is ridiculous, did someone just put their finger in the air and come up with £50? Or did they hire an actuary to calculate a figure that was as high as possible before the total income generated would be offset by people challenging the tickets? A nice goldilocks zone where they slip under the radar and people just think ‘well I’m pissed of and it’s unfair… but sod it…’.

My friend got a ticket the following week and that is exactly what she said, when I tried to enlighten her she said she didn’t want to get a CCJ. Not only that but then it backfired on me when word got about that I had snubbed my own ticket and everyone tried to assure me that my credit rating would be ruined and I would never be able to get a mortgage because of the CCJ.

Lets backtrack for a second, I am not allowed to challenge what I think is an unfair ticket because of the risk that it will ruin my whole life? surely such a ridiculous system couldn’t exist…. could it?

No it couldn’t. What actually happens in a civil proceeding is that a judge decides who is right or wrong or in what proportions etc and the loser has 30 days to make payment otherwise it is recorded as an unsatisfied CCJ on your credit file until payment is made when it is changed to satisfied. However it is a moot point since the parking company has to take you to court in the first place and then win, and in my situation they would almost certainly not even if they argue that a contract was pinned up somewhere in the carpark, not only would they lose money from the time and legal expenses they would also lose face in the light of an underdog humiliating them in court making the headlines. And even if they do win they would have to prove that the damages were equal to the sum that they are asking for, otherwise they will be awarded less,.

So does it make business sense to pursue every ticket especially the ones that are completely unjustified? of course not. These companies are like a cancer, and when people chuck money at them, they grow and thrive, perhaps its time for people to take a stand and say enough is enough so that our resources can be better spent on things that allow us to prosper.

Don’t want to take my word for it? there are several online sources of information to check out, here is one I checked out to add to the end of this blog but there are probably better ones out there.

Please add your thoughts in the comments section.

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Parking tickets, ticket inspectors, and why I tore my ticket up and threw it in the bin.

Is consciousness simply an illusion?


So this is something that plagues my mind from time to time, it usually branches out from an internal debate in my mind over the existence of God. Are we real? Is our perception of life real? Are we just biological computers? I would like to challenge your thoughts using some pretty wacky but hypothetically possible scenarios.

Before I explore this though I would like to clarify, what is meant by consciousness? Well in this context I am referring to your ‘first person experience’ it is the subjective experience you have which you are intimately familiar with, yet cannot prove the existence of to anybody else. Some people may refer to it as your soul. It is what you have that computers which perfectly emulate human behavior do not.

So I think that people just generally go along with it, everybody regards themselves as an individual entity, imbued with something special which separates us from a bundle of atoms or a simple biological organism like a bacteria. ‘Cogito ergo sum’ – I think, therefore I am. A somewhat familiar axiom originally propositioned by Descartes, but is this really enough to constitute proof?

One of the things that triggered this question was watching the transporters in the next generation of Star Trek. The principal behind transporters is that they disassemble you to create a map of where your atoms go, store you in the ships pattern buffer, and use the blueprint to reassemble you using elements available in the destination (for the most part I assume it would be carbon, hydrogen and oxygen).



So this begs the questions; are you not just being destroyed and a new you created to take your place? How could your first person experience be transferred in this fashion? And how does this challenge the traditional perception of consciousness? Some of you may be thinking that this is a moot point since the technology does not exist. Well in regard to the last point it is a hypothetically possible scenario, true the tech does not exist but the laws of physics do allow it to happen if the tech were developed. So if the universe says we can do it, I believe it is worth thinking about. The other questions I will try to answer after another hypothetical.

So I was driving my Co-worker/friend home and somehow got onto a similar topic. I warned him that the question was a little strange but intriguing nonetheless. The first question I asked him was this, “have you ever heard of a Hemispherectomy?” to which he replied “no”, I told him that it was an operation whereby they remove half of your brain. I told him that you can still function albeit with some personality changes and maybe blindness in an eye opposite the side removed, he was curious about it but that was about the limit of my knowledge. So then I asked him, “what about if they performed this operation on both of us, and swapped over each half of the brain, and reconnected them at the corpus colosum, the bridge between the two halves, what would happen to our first person experiences, would your ‘soul’ become one? He struggled to answer the question but tried to speculate. The mere fact that this is hypothetically possible certainly raises philosophical and religious questions.

I had my own theory but I decided to keep it to myself because I wanted him to be able to think about it himself, and also I didn’t want to sound like a mad scientist. So what do I think about all this? What I think may actually be pretty horrific, or mind boggling, it may even change the way you perceive life, the universe, and everything, or it may just sound like the nonsense ramblings of a mad man. It does I believe tie into the understanding in physics that time is also an illusion though I will try not to digress. It is quite simply this, ‘our first person experience or consciousness is always replacing itself with every infinitesimally small division of time. you are not the same person you were a second ago, you associate yourself with that person because of the formation of memories. There is a new entity of you with each division of time’.

This theory comfortably accommodates my previous two hypotheticals because if with each progression of a unit of time your first person experience is being replaced by the you which is in the present, it wouldn’t matter if you were blown up, reassembled with an atom re-assembly machine, merged with another brain or transported, the idea of a single soul going along with you is not conducive to the mechanics of the universe as my hypothetical show, so on that basis one could argue that our understanding of ourselves is totally incorrect.

Does any of this matter? well I guess for religion it doesn’t look good, but then again there are deeply profound concepts that support the idea of a prime mover. I guess the short answer is, have fun thinking about it but don’t let it worry you, there are many forces at work in the universe that we have barely scratched the surface of, so it would be terribly arrogant to assume we had all the answers now.

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Is consciousness simply an illusion?

Vaper’s tounge



So you may have read my blog about how I got into vaping. It was so amazing, like driving a car for the first time, a whole new world to explore. But then one day everything ground to a halt. I had been vaping away on two new eliquids; mothers milk and pink lemonade by Elemental. Suddenly over maybe a 20 min period the flavours became less intense exponentially until nothing. Perhaps worse than nothing, they tasted like stale breath.

In my online quest to discover what went wrong I was looking in all the wrong places, blaming the eliquids or rather the environment, (it would have been foolish to blame the eliquids as for both to become tainted at exactly the same time would have been too unlikely without an external factor). I suspected the cause was water from my shower I have joined to my room via the steam.

after some time I realised that it was me, I had initially dismissed the idea of VT (vapers tounge) because the things people were saying didn’t stack up which I will come to in a moment. When trying to find a solution there seemed to be template with completely fallacious information being regurgitated around the internet being treated as some kind of gospel, something like this;


The followings are 5 causes of vaper’s tongue.

1. Quit smoking – new e smokers who quit smoking recently may notice that your sense of taste is not returning. This will happen as you switch to nonsmokers.
Solution: If your sense taste can not return for several weeks, please see the doctor.

2. Dehydration – if moisture in your mouth is drawn out by e cigarette vapor, it will cause your mouse dry out and block the taste of flavors.
Solution: Drink more water before vaping.

3. The same flavor – if you have a favorite flavor and vape it every day, it will desensitize your taste and the flavor is getting weaker.
Solution: Try to switch to new flavor or flavor rotation.

4. Sick – if you catch cold or feel sick, you will lost your sense of smell and taste.
Solution: Got to hospital and take pills.

5. Random reasons – Your vaper’s tongue happens for none of reasons in the above.
Solution: Go to hospital for remedies.


I think I had found it was originally posted by some random little store in America. I feel that this is consistent with one of my pet peeves, people speculate about something, post it as fact, someone reads is with no critical thinking and then suddenly feel they are an expert on the subject. But let’s dissect this for a moment;

1 – Quit smoking, well this is clearly wrong. I gave up smoking a year ago, and why would taste buds get worse? This isn’t even a list filler as it has no plausibility at all.

2 – Dehydration, again this doesn’t stack up. Dehydration is variable throughout the day and if this were the case every time you got thirsty you would stop tasting things, then if you had some lucozade your taste would come back as rapidly as your cells could absorb the water. Also wouldn’t you stop being able to taste everything while you were thirsty?

3 – same flavour, if it was as easy as swapping to another flavour I’m sure people wouldn’t be asking about this all over the Internet, I can personally verify swapping flavours doesn’t work.

4 – sick, most people are bright enough to make the link between a stuffy nose and dificulty tasting. It’s safe to assume the majority of people who complain about vt would have made the connection.

5 – I don’t know if this is meant to be a joke or what, no useful information and hospitals are meant to be for emergencies? I’m assuming it was meant to be tounge in cheek.

there was also a list that included coffee beans as a solution, coffee has now been disproven as a means to reset olficatory receptors.

So you might say ‘well at least they are trying to figure it out, what have you done?’ I don’t mind people trying to figure out problems I think it is great, I think it just annoys me that some people blindly accept things as being true despite obvious logical pitfalls and then keep passing them on, like old wives tails.

So what is my theory? Well I noticed that using higher VG eliquids seems to bring about a more rapid onset of vt. I noticed that using a tounge scraper there is a white substance on my tounge which I suspect may be glycerine residue. Rinsing my mouth with mouthwash, scraping my tounge and squirting saline into my sinuses seems to bring some relief. However I would emphasise that the residue theory is just a theory and there are unanswered questions even with this. For example; why is smell and taste only diminished for eliquids? However my theory is not defeated by this question because one could speculate that the VG only settles in an area of the nasal passage that it comes into contact with most heavily and most used to communicate the flavour to the brain, or perhaps that different olficatory stimuli are a different consistency like how cooking oil will mix with coconut oil but not water.

Oh and one more thing, Tongue maps? All wrong and disproven. Tongue maps were a misunderstanding from that get go, I think maybe a misinterpretation of a digagram written by the pioneer of a theory on how many types of flavour our tongue could interpret. It would be kinda weird if only one section of your tongue could taste sweet, you’d have to make sure you ate a mars bar on that side of your mouth!

In any case I’d love to hear your thoughts, am I being unreasonable in shooting down these arguments and do they have any merit, or perhaps you have theories of your own?


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Vaper’s tounge